guy:

dinosaurs didn’t follow my blog and now they’re extinct

coincidence??? i think not


But you deserve the universe and I’m just a star

akibastar:

DO YOU EVER JUST THINK ABOUT AN ANIME

THAT ONE ANIME

THAT WHENEVER YOU THINK ABOUT IT OR LISTEN TO THE THEME SONG OR TALK ABOUT IT YOUR CHEST GETS ALL TIGHT AND YOUR HEART STARTS TO JUST SWELL BECAUSE WOW YOU LOVE THAT ANIME SO MUCH 


1 day ago on Aug 28akibastarsource ·28121 · reblog · Tags

militarise:

do you ever just see someone talk about your otp as a brotp and think like “it’s not a brotp if they’re fucking each other in the ass”


The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be.
---Marcel Pagnol (via feellng)

rebellionzombie:

"What? you can’t accidentally suck someone’s dick”

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"Yes, you can"


conversantaparade:

oh my gosh you guys

today in art 120, my intro to design class

our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us

and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing

and about a minute in I look around

and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant, respectively

and I’ve drawn

A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE

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HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW


clannyphantom:

i cant believe 14 year olds are having sex and getting drunk. when i was 14 i had snowy white hair and glowing green eyes i could walk through walls disappear and fly i was much more unique than the other guys


boypillow:

annoyingbloqqer:

life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

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4 days ago on Aug 25asiansource ·223215 · reblog · Tags

saddestblogger:

frail-fright:

saddestblogger:

frail-fright:

how do u be an adult

ya gotta own a briefcase and then fuck it

what

the briefcase

ya gotta fuck the briefcase


theme.